Reward for safe return of pink dolphin to Lisa Frank kingdom

As you may have heard by now, a pink dolphin was spotted off the coast of Louisiana. To some this is a fascinating natural oddity, as if Mother Nature was winking at us. But to the inhabitants of Lisa Frank's kingdom, the pink dolphin is a missing sister and friend. Many believe she was dolphin-napped, to be sold for her magical blubber that can cure nightmares and rainy days. Others think she simply lost her way while playing in a labyrinth of jump-roping butterflies.

Besides being pink, which is a dead give away, she answers to the name of Sunstar McLovely. Her favorite hobbies are listening to her walkman, rollerskating, eating ice cream cones, and sharing secrets. If you find her, they ask you to please alert them via a folded note on LF stationary. A handsome reward will be offered for any clues: free skydiving lessons from Smiley, the rainbow snail.

The following citizens are particularly concerned:

Please help us find her. She always drove us to lacrosse practice! She was so nice.

She was our best friend. One time she tap danced on our piano!

I miss her so much! Every winter we would ski on the clouds. She never fell once.

When I see her again I will give her a hug. Then we will ride bikes on a shooting star!