A reader has brought to my attention that some sweet ass website called 80stees.com has made a T-shirt promoting me for President of the USA. How weird. I know that this blog is doing pretty well in terms of readership, hitcounts, and what have you, but isn't it a little early for a presidential campaign? Shouldn't we wait until I've created an Oprah-like media empire and have won the crucial soccer mom vote? Or at least until I turn 35 in 13 years?
Vote for me in 2024!