Penelope Cruz's Explosive Hair Trick

Tonight during a very awesome episode of Gossip Girl (CHUCK BASS KISSED A DUDE! LOL) there was a commercial spot for L'oreal's new explosive mascara. The ad features one of my favorite actresses Penelope Cruz swilling some new beauty product with a strange application want reminicent of some world of warcraft weapon stick.



But what really caught my attention was the way Penelope's hair seems to 'explode' on its own. TWICE.
Peep dis:

Oh, Sorry, the only version I could find is in German.

Cirque Du Smell-le

Check out this skunk doing hand stands. I want a pet skunk RIGHT NOW! (with the stinker removed of course)

Visiting a friend this weekend in New York City had many benefits, but the one I would like to touch upon is being able to see "Paranormal Activity" during its limited release run in the NYC. Going to a 4 pm show on a Sunday, we were thinking the theater wouldn't be too crowded, but the audience was substaintial. The movie itself was highly enjoyable and stayed with both of us throughout the rest of the day. It's expected to be released nationwide soon as sales have been incredibly positive for the film which cost a couple thousand bucks to film.

In reading about Paranormal Activity I found a similar product floating around the youtubes. It's called Marble Hornets. So while you wait to see PA, take a look at these!

Zombie Blog!

We're BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!

RAWR!

Zombie's know how to spice things up and in honor of our big time comeback here are my favorite examples of this theory.



Perhaps the most classic, ancient and famous Zombie of all time, JESUS!


Rest in peace Sam, "The World's Ugliest Dog"
wait! It Lives! (Oh MY GOD what would you do if that really happened? Thanks, Sam, I didn't really want to sleep tonight anyway.)


I'm all about symmetry. I'll see your Zombie Dog, and raise you a Zombie LOL Cat.

A Zombie anime translates as "Zombie Loan". If I were smarter I could probably witicize something remarkable about the economy; but I'm not. ANIME HAIR! lolzzz


sEXY ZoMbIE Striper PoRN! (link NSFW)


So tell all your friends that we're back and I promise that your bellies will be full of laughter!

Oh and follow us on Twitter, if you're so inclined: http://twitter.com/slammdunk


and so do we.

Don't Stop!

If there were such a thing as Fantasy Fall TV Lineup Leagues (someone please begin this!) my first draft pick would by Fox's fall comedy "Glee". Last night Fox wisely aired the Pilot episode and I'm already hooked.

Check the trailer



If you caught the pilot or even parts of the above trailer you must have noticed the show stopping cover of Journey's Don't Stop Believing sung by the main cast members. Both myself and my blogger in crime recently discussed said Journey song and how the usage of it in the media has shaped both of our opinions.
This, of course led to a line graph:


Highlights-
Staying Neutral in the 80s and 90s the real hiccup came about in 2004 when pre-Hills Lauren Conrad shared a duet with Stephen on Laguna Beach. BlecH!
As time heals all wounds 'Don't Stop' began to creep its way back into our hearts. When Journey decided to replace their lead singer with some guy from the Philippines that they found on the internet, props were given and the whole band, and their song book rose.
It was all good until the Sopranos Season Finale when the producers decided to be completely vague and stupid by ending their epic series with a fade to black, Journey blasting in the background.
This finally takes us to the here and now, "Glee" upped the ante with their rendition and time will only tell where Journey will take us next (while they laugh all the way to the bank with huge royalty checks). I can speak for my friend, Alex P. Keaton and for The Junk Drawer when I say with confidence that we will never stop believin'!

Happy Mother's Day

A very special Mother's Day episode of Internet Sentence o' the Day

Backstory: Mom loves the shows Gossip Girl and Jon & Kate Plus 8. I sent her an e-mail about Jon’s recent affair with a young girl and this was her response..

I bet K will be pulling J’s hair transplants out or maybe plucking some from down under!

XOXO
Gossip Mom

-http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/

extra bonus

INTERNET PICTURE OF THE DAY

Doggie Dopplegangers Part 2

Sorry to all you Afghan Hound lovers out there, but Heidi Montag sort of looks like this breed of dog. If it makes you feel any better, she's definitely a lot uglier than the dogs. Much uglier.

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Celebrity Dopplegangers

I'm the type of person that constantly compares humans to the animals they look like. I've done it before on this site with my own dog. And I am going to do it again...

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Happy Easter

Happy Easter ya'll, it looks like it came just in the nick if time. If you recall, I gave up stalking Suri Cruise for Lent, but I found out today that she is in more need of saving then ever.

Suri Cruise is reportedly going to start Scientology "training" this week. "The children have a lot of responsibilities from a very young age," a source says of the school, which was started last year by Will Smith "The school is particularly strict about nutrition, demanding a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet. Katie is understandably a little anxious about being separated from Suri.

My name is Suri Cruise

Put your hands in the air!

I came outta da womb


With a full set of hair!

Don't worry Suri!

Hilarious

In the vein of nostalgia laden programs such as I Love the 80s (the grandaddy of the genre) and all of its subsequent spin offs bred with "where are they now" VH1 will debut all this week "100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of The 80s" if you watch it not only will you remember all of your favorite 80's hits (Tenderness, Key Largo, Supersonic) you will also see how fat the fat girl in one of the best one hit wonder bands of the 00's, The Donna's got since her last vh1 stint.

Hosted by 30 Rock mocku-writer Judah Freidlander this mini series will remind you how awesome 80s music is. It definitely worked for me.

Tina Fey Just 'cuz

For instance, it reminded me how awesome this equation is:

Eddy Murphy

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(NSFW)

Rick James, [(sorry, for the nsfw, I couldn't help myself) LOOK AT THAT CHICK GRABBING HER OWN ASS! hahahhaahhahahhaahhaahahahahahahahaahahah]

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The 80s

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Uh-duh the best video of the 80s

It's A Dance Thang

Heres to a good week!

Internet Sentence Of The Day

"Gimme dat filet o fish"

I'm not worthy....

I just searched for funny Lisa Frank photos for about 20 minutes. I found some really great pictures of anthropomorphic animals and fairies doing karaoke...but nothing is greater than this photo that also came up in my search.


I now realize the timeline of my life exists in two parts. Part 1 is all the time spent (or shall I suggest, time that I wasted) before I saw this photo. Part 2 is any time after I laid eyes on this miracle of a photo.

Reward for safe return of pink dolphin to Lisa Frank kingdom

As you may have heard by now, a pink dolphin was spotted off the coast of Louisiana. To some this is a fascinating natural oddity, as if Mother Nature was winking at us. But to the inhabitants of Lisa Frank's kingdom, the pink dolphin is a missing sister and friend. Many believe she was dolphin-napped, to be sold for her magical blubber that can cure nightmares and rainy days. Others think she simply lost her way while playing in a labyrinth of jump-roping butterflies.

Besides being pink, which is a dead give away, she answers to the name of Sunstar McLovely. Her favorite hobbies are listening to her walkman, rollerskating, eating ice cream cones, and sharing secrets. If you find her, they ask you to please alert them via a folded note on LF stationary. A handsome reward will be offered for any clues: free skydiving lessons from Smiley, the rainbow snail.

The following citizens are particularly concerned:

Please help us find her. She always drove us to lacrosse practice! She was so nice.

She was our best friend. One time she tap danced on our piano!

I miss her so much! Every winter we would ski on the clouds. She never fell once.

When I see her again I will give her a hug. Then we will ride bikes on a shooting star!

PINK DOLPHIN

I'm not sure if this is cheating on my Lisa Frank Lent sacrifice but I just had to post the news about the PINK DOLPHIN!



Various news outlets have reported the sighting of a pink bottle nosed dolphin frolicking in the waters and making malted rainbow sherbet milkshakes in a Louisiana lake. The dolphin was spotted by Capt. Erik Rue who described the aquatic cutie as "Absolutely, stunningly pink." "I had never seen anything like it. It's the same color throughout the whole body and it looks like it just came out of a paint booth." Scientists think she's an albino, possible the only one of her kind, but I know who her true sistas are;